Wonder Drug
A new combo drug has been approved for increasing mental resilience, physiological endurance, gratitude, focus, empathy, teamwork, relationships and success as a leader.
Take just one tablet of Toughchallengimab (brand name, Gritilin) + Inwildplaceamol, once a day for only 3 days at least 15km apart, with some team mates preferably, in deepest mountainous Norway, with no one else around, no connectivity, pulling your home, your tools, your fuel, your clothes and your battles against yourself with you.
Visit your limits. Step over them. Fall down. Bounce back. Return renewed.
Available now with or without prescription. But best ask your performance physician for more details ;).
Side effects may include cold fingers from time to time and, commonly, inexplicable periods of elation, new-found creativity, decreased body fat, sugars and lipids and, in nearly all cases, phenomenal increases in VO2 Max, HRV and friendships.